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There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
The Earth without Art is just Eh.
We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
Laziness is my middle name.
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.- Einstein
Love is DOCOMO, do the new.Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.But Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan……!
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to marry.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy..
Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, “What are you doing?!” He replied: “Schweppes: Drink Different.”
I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He’s lucky I was in a drum lesson..
Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo..
I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse..
Winter as Hell – I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet …
Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue and children Abductor, People Will Still bless you “continue to be who you are” in your birthday.
Can’t talk, telepathy only!
Read books instead of reading my status!
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation..
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
WARNING!! I know karate …..And some other words!!!
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
Victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
Don’t get a man (\woman), get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
Some people should just give up at engineering (or medical) ………I have.
Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day
Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
Who cares ?????………..I’m still awesome
I had to take sick day. I’m sick of those peoples.
Hey, you are reading my status again??
My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity. =D
CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
Contributing to entropy since 1994.
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)
Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
Waiting for wi-fi network.
At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it
I took IQ test …..results were negative
Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!
Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.
I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture
Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
“Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature
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I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTATION in Class room.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
Good morning…let the stress begin
The best way to create your future is to create it
Sleep all your troubles away.
I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.
If you ain’t first, you are last.
I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.
The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.
Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…
Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.
I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.
You killed what was left of the good in me.
The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.
If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.
A fake smile can hide a million tears.
You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.
Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say I’m ok with a smile.
Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.
You can do anything but not everything.
A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
Life is better when I’m drunk.
Fake friends are around when they think you’re cool true friends are around even when they think you’re fool.
I’m just waiting to see to if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today.
Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.
Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.
face book is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall
I don’t have an attitude problem i just have a personality you can’t handle.
I don’t stop when I’m tried; I stop when I’m done.
Nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F***s us all.
Love is all you need.
Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
I dreamed a dream.
Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole.
No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.
Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!
Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.
“’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.” Sir JonyIve, Apple
There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
I want to be your favourite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
The word ‘happiness’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
I don’t make mistakes I just date them.
We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.
Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.
The first duty of LOVE is to LISTEN.
I can and I will. Watch me!!
When you want to give up remember why you started.
A lot of People are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.
I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.
When you make a business, you got to make a little universe where you control all the laws. This is your utopia.
The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.
Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski
Take a deep breath it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.
The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Just because something isn’t happening for you right now doesn’t mean that will never happen.
I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
“If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek
“Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.” – Rachel Zoe
There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein
There’s nothing wrong with you there’s a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer
Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.
Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.
If “Plan A” didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!
If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.
Life is short, make fun of it.
I raise my hand for an easy question, just so the teacher won’t ask me again.
Everything happens for a reason, so don’t disappoint.
The truth may hurt for a little while but a lie hurts forever.
Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.
The People who want to stay in your life will always find a way.
You can love with all your heart, No questions asked.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
“If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you.”
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
“I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.”― Chris Colfer
Life is too short to be sitting around miserable.
Sometimes the wrong choice brings us to the right places.
Nobody can teach me who I am.
God’s plan is like a movie; all the good and bad things are arranged together for at the good ending.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don’t even deserve to be an issue in your life. – ANON
Life doesn’t get easier you just get stronger.
If you can dream it you can do it. – Walt Disney
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. – harry Golden
Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.
Life isn’t about finding yourself life is about creating yourself.
You only live once but you do it right ONCE IS ENOUGH.
If you cannot do great things, do small <center>things in a great way.
So take a chance and don’t ever look back.
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
Success is the best revenge for anything. -Ed Sheeram
There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.
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